John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

Stoken

Awesome-coming from stoked, meaning sweet in terms of skiing or snowboarding

Dude! that jump was stoken

by Hirnz January 15, 2008

Vinegar strokes

The point at which there is no going back when you are about to shoot your load!

Quick, get off! I can hear my dad coming up the stairs!

I can't, I'm on the vinegar strokes and this yop has got to fly!

by Sir Cliterati January 25, 2011

The Rolling Stones

The Greatest rock band ever... and there will never be a better one.
When i look at all these gay bands today like Green Day, I see no hope for rock
When i see those 60 yr old stoners rocking places to the ground i just sit down and sob uncontrollably because i kno they are going to die soon and along with them goes the birth of rock

The rolling stones: DIE GREEN DAY YOU SUCK!!! Hey pass us that weed...

by AHHHH WOOO GAAAA May 12, 2006

stoke moocher

A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.

"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."

by Kenz0r April 30, 2010

stoked

To be in a state of happiness, excitement, anticipation, pride, and optimism. Word used often in Southern California by most surfers and skateboarders.

I'm so stoked about this party.

by Jon Thomas October 6, 2005

brown spokes

Slang used to describe someones anus opening.

She cringed when i tried to stick it in her brown spokes.

by EJ Krueger August 24, 2006