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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know
We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge
by Dirt Cdn Yank April 10, 2019
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stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine
buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.
by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022
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Stock

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
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Stocking Anarchy

very pretty lady, practically married to ranpo, and definitely a cool ass person.
Stocking Anarchy is my favorite sister, panty is ugly as shit
by ranposass June 6, 2022
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
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