bramalea steamer

Much like a cleveland steamer, but performed by the roadside in a jungle of plastic plants.

This minivan cut me off the other day, so I had no other choice but to pull over, drag the driver out and lay a bramalea steamer on her in some fine faux foliage!

by S Montagner August 4, 2006

Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.

Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.

by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011

SoCal Steamer

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.

Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"

by dumpqueen May 9, 2011

cod steamer

When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.

While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.

by Huntsville Hammered News October 23, 2020

Radyr Steamer

Taking a shit on the floor. Particularly in a public toilet.

Danny: God, it stinks in there.
James: Yeah, I think someone took a Radyr steamer.

by JakeBayley July 6, 2021

Swansboro Steamer

A statement or declaration containing errors, omissions and misrepresentations to advance an agenda by misleading and falsifying information. Often written in email, social media or mailed to community members anonymously. Similar to propaganda just not as effective.

Peter: “Did you read this ridiculous letter that came in the mail? This is such crap!”
Timmy: “ I know! It’s a real Swansboro Steamer!”

by Wxt January 21, 2021

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022