Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

Stealing Property

Nobody give a fuck what you believe about execution.

Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Boyfriend stealing whore

When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend

Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.

by Touni’s bestie April 25, 2022

third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up

dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal

by masterofspite December 04, 2023

Steal a cow

Code word for steal my virginity and make her (Moo)an

Hey do you want to steal a cow?

by Thatstuff878 December 23, 2021

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 05, 2011

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025