When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 17, 2009
Get the status assassinationmug. by chathupoyi October 31, 2019
Get the hailey statusmug. noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
Get the Status Momentmug. Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?
by Forresttrump April 19, 2017
Get the hello statuemug. One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017
Get the Status Jackermug. Boburt: Yeah so i was jacking off to some GMilf porn then i jizzed in myown mouth and it tasted hecka good, so i saved some more in a water bottle so i can add it to boring drinks.
Guy 1: that's grubby
Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
Guy 1: that's grubby
Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
by raiderjason December 6, 2011
Get the Grub statusmug. "Popcorn Status" (a status that is designed to - and will most likely - start an argument) refers to the simple idea of eating popcorn whilst watching a gripping movie that has all the same attributes as the fight. Everyone who gets it on their news feed will spend the next hour watching the fight and refusing to leave their computer screen for fear of missing a vital moment, they'll become so interested in watching the plot unfold, waiting for the twists and turns that make it exciting.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
Status: i don't give a fuck about the video but your face is so ugly and your teeth are like goofy that's whats makes the vid funny you fool now go make more videos about me while i fuck your mum. someone tag him?
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
by laughing-at-you October 24, 2012
Get the Popcorn Statusmug.