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flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008
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Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.
Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.
by FedInTheA July 16, 2010
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Stane

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.
Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...
by Mrs.Pines September 13, 2016
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'Stache

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.
by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004
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Unusually Wide Stance

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008
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