Emo Stalker

The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.

An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker

by ldydrknes July 5, 2008

Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

“damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker”

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.

Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.

by B$ March 27, 2005

Night Stalker

1. (person) or (a group) of cocky assholes who dont know there asshole from their elbow and think that they are delta force soldiers.

2. someone who eventually gets a DUI or does drugs and gets caught, then gets sent to a regular army unit and gets a huge dose of "Reality" and ends up being a turd.

guy 1: "whos that new guy with 3000 ng hours who doesnt know shit about the helicopter? and why is he crying about how "they did it in the 160th" instead of working???"
guy2:"just another night stalker"

by VarsityMP April 2, 2011

friend stalker

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.

After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

by ChineseGoddess June 17, 2010

Stalker Creeper

People who stare at you for no real reason, or stalk you *cough edward cullen cough*

Sensible girl :"umm edward? what re you doing?"
Edward: "being a stalker creeper and watching you sleep."
Sensible girl : "AHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!"

by DracoMalfoy June 28, 2010

stalker teacher

stalker teacher:
A teacher that follows you around at school to see wether you getting into any shit,wearing the uniform, fineshed your home work,going to your detention,etc

that fucken stalker teacher is following us again!
What have i done this time stalker teacher!

by xo kara xo November 29, 2007