Smackeroonies

The legal currency/ tender of Frangimore island equivalent to £1.5 English pound sterling / 145 rupees

‘How much for a signature Frangimore burger and fries on this here island of yours?’ ‘Why that will be a mere 11 Smackeroonies squire’

‘How much for a Frangimore Colada?’ ‘For a good lad like you it’s just 4 Smackeroonies pal’ ‘ why thanks, you’re a good lad steevie’

by Pricey2489 October 16, 2018

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

Booty Snacker

one who snacks on booty

"Damnnnnn look at that mofo"
"He's snackin on some serious booty over there"
"Yum Yum Yum"
"He's such a booty snacker"

by matt beemans brother May 4, 2009

status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011

Doctor Stalker

A christian beadles music video: one who watches one from a distance

dddddd doctor stalker

by jhdajfnsfs July 31, 2011

fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

by McNa$ty August 5, 2012