squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

broly squat

an extremely difficult squat with the knees spread apart and ass sticking out. The person must be naked

Have you seen Eric's broly squat? It's so gay.

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th January 8, 2021

Squat-shot

Selfie of you squatting over your phone where you get a close up picture of your pussy.

Last night my friend Curtisse sent me a squat-shot on snapchat

by P&Z April 14, 2016

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

pelvic squat

when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free

me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain

by Hos May bru August 24, 2017

squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

by Hcas August 25, 2016

Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.

“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”

by anonymous January 26, 2023