Ceremonial Squats

Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.

Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".

If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.

Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."

Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."

Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."

by Jackie Turtle November 30, 2013

Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

by yeargh November 3, 2016

Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

pelvic squat

when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free

me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain

by Hos May bru August 24, 2017

Gynie Squats

When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.

“Look at my cute little pup over there, basking in the sun, legs out, doing the GYNIE SQUATS.”

by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006