spadeface

A spadeface refers to a person with severe facial disfigurement, usually describing one with a face sculpted like a spade. Often a spadeface also has an extremely evident receding hairline.

"OMG, look, it's Mr. Waldock! What a spadeface!"

by shurikken February 19, 2008

Queen of Spades

The playing cards symbol usually with a 'Q' above or inside. It connotes white women with a sexual preference for black men. It can be seen on tee shirts or even as a tatoo. Also a way for a white woman to let potential black lovers know she is available.

"Did you see her queen of spades?" You know what SHE"S into!"

by Judy D. April 10, 2006

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

African Cave Spider

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

by mat5592 July 23, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009