Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.

My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.

by ndugu July 6, 2015

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all

That guy is a fucking spank cunt

by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012