Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.
Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.
by whenriques March 23, 2019
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Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti
Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti
by Shuveit June 28, 2020
Get the salti mug.They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.
“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
by Crazy Salteen April 3, 2021
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Get the Salt Flight mug.A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.
by Mik_D February 2, 2023
Get the Salted Caramel Cornet mug.Former Halo pro, and eSports team owner turned Apex Legends & RuneScape Ironman Twitch Streamer. Frequently convinces people to Google his username because it sounds provocative.
When I Googled "Saltfist" I was sure it was going to be something dirty on UrbanDictionary, or Blue Waffle, or something like that.
by Saltfist February 26, 2023
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