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cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
by merryment May 8, 2005
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Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.
by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003
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smoking

Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.
Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.
by Love Apple July 18, 2008
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smoking

Expensive.

A good way to support your government, big business, and anti-smoking leach groups filled with neurotic assholes.
No... seriously.

Smoking finances people you care nothing about-- or worse, actively hate.

The sooner we stop giving the anti-smokers a reason to live, the sooner they can get back to listening to green day and cutting themselves.

And the sooner we cut the government's life-line, the sooner we can get the revolution going when they decide to bring back prohibition.
by Squirrel Man the Great September 29, 2009
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smoking

it supposedly causes cancer and fertiality problems and blah blah blah.

Lets face it non smoker's die more than smokers.

Why

Coz there are more non smoker's than smokers and non smokers die all the time.

Therefore smoking is good for your health.
This pro-smoking was brought to you by Benson&Hedges.

The finer way to smoke.
by Sharpy69 December 11, 2006
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Smoking

Critized by many for ruining your health. Smoking is one of the rarest thing in life that make you cool!
It's simple - Smoking is cool!

It emphasized on your bad-assness, increases your coolness, toughness, dangerousness. Also strongly aclaimed for it's purpose of being a pussy magnet. Smoking reduces stress, fills your body with a very healthy necotine drug.

**Smoking is a very powerful social tool. With a cigarette in your hand you can talk to almost anyone without being shy about it!!***
My god you're so cool with that cigarette, smoking!!
by Baconrobocop October 9, 2008
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scoring

Irish slang for "necking" or "making out."
I saw them scoring in the back of the bar.
by modgun April 24, 2011
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