Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

Skifting

Skifting is the art of sitting through your keef (marijuana) to select the perfect keef for a nice milky bong.

This morning I had no buds left so I was skifting through my keef.

by XxDordysluGxX February 28, 2019

morning shift

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.

the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose

by scroogle September 9, 2003

SMFT

Stands for suck my fat tits

Thanks to Cartman on South Park

Xiao can go SMFT.

by dml1977 May 11, 2010

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

Mid-Shift Shaft

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009