Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.

"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini

by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022

Turkey Slurpy

The act of slurping on men

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022

burnt slurry

Crispy slurry.

Burnt slurry smells like shitty smoke.

by Debskelly1985 May 4, 2023

Chonk Slurry

A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

Or

Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.

1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.

by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024