shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

shloofing

to sleep in yiddish... ur welcome

or to nap

i was shloofing for 4 hours when he woke me up 😒

by urmom1021 November 21, 2020

shmooby

A cute boy who always knows how to make you smile,

You're such a shmooby! He is always there for you when you need him, a truly loving person. A person like no other you will ever meet, when you meet someone worthy of this name you never let them go.

by rawwwwwwwwrrrrr November 22, 2020

shmoogawooga

(Noun) Another word for brain, typically used ion the northeast coast.

“Man this bitch hurts my shmoogawooga.”

by TheCourtlixGirl December 9, 2020

Shmoosed

Squished and splattered everywhere

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

shmoosed

squished and smashed; oozing

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

schmoofer

A very happy and beautiful daughter who loves to smile and laugh, who always wants play and never go to bed.

Look at schmoofer she is so cute

by anonymous December 22, 2020