Skip to main content

shmimer

Larry saw an ostrich and started laughing! what a shmimer!
mugGet the shmimer mug.

Simmer Down

To get drunk and/or high.
Man, I need to fuckinsimmer down! Simmer right the fuck down!
by LuciferRoyale September 6, 2022
mugGet the Simmer Down mug.

swimmer

A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.

Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.

At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.

Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
by pinkypoodle9981 November 25, 2022
mugGet the swimmer mug.

swimmergrant

an illegal immergrant mainly from calais, that does not have the means to pay for the journey on a dinghy. hence having to breastroke the channel.
here come the swimmergrants, their dinghy must have popped.
by crewsycrewsy March 8, 2023
mugGet the swimmergrant mug.

simmer

"hes a simmer so his esex must be fantastic!"
by x_x_x_x_x_x March 17, 2023
mugGet the simmer mug.

Simmer

A person who is a fan of the Sims Series and plays and/or has been playing the Sims Series and enjoys playing the Series.
"Wow, did you know Ashley played the Sims for 16 hours straight!?"

"Yeah, she's definitely a Simmer."
by Justgivemetheviruslink June 21, 2023
mugGet the Simmer mug.

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024
mugGet the Swimmer's ear mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email