shannon and kyle

A set of twins that are truly really awesome

Hey, have you met Shannon and Kyle? They're so cool and they're twins too!

by sukiepookie April 23, 2018

callum shannon

callum shannnon is when you strog your self voilently and scream ayy yooo while you do it

i callum shannon all over jack mathew

by hamish barren August 18, 2024

miles shannon

very cool big black cock money man

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind

by miles_2009 September 22, 2023

Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.

Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!

by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

shannon

dumb

who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb

by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020