tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

by Kram Larry October 26, 2022

Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.

Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!

by Adil3aby December 3, 2017

Noom Shame

The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.

So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.

by YAWA February 16, 2022

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.

Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.

by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016

Ship Shaming

The act of shaming someones otp or pairing of two or more characters from a book or media.

Ew,You ship hankcon? Gross.

Ship shaming much Karen?

by Goatdaddy420 June 14, 2020

shame army

The internet's unstoppable mob of "pitchfork weilding" exstremists that attack people for posts, comments, and opinions that are outlandish, unpopular, or what they consider to be vile and disturbing. The shame army can compromise people's jobs, saftey, and personal information, as well as silencing future in normal opinions no matter how intelligent and valid.

The shame army attacked Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian exposed her as a lying attention whore.

by Es🌻 August 31, 2017