food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."

by Anne Buster November 9, 2006

shadester

A person who cannot be trusted. Male or unisex version of shady lady.

G.W. is a real shadeser.

by Valina M. & Oradoña October 28, 2004

Moose Of Shame

Where you spread your hands, put them on either side of your head with the thumbs touching your temple so you have antlers, and bow to a person who just owned you.

Related to the awkward turtle and the oddly enough butterfly

Infront of large crowd

Scott: God I'm drunk.

Matt: Dude, you're a pussy, you've had 2 drinks!

Scott: Moose Of Shame!!

by Claireybelle April 12, 2010

the shakes

Uncontrollable shakes caused by alcohol withdrawal. Getting drunk multiple times a day, every day, for many years is necessary to experience this. They start about 24 hours after your last drink, most notably in the hands and feet, and last for about 3 days unless you have a drink.

I ran out of money Bob, I haven't had a drink all day, I feel the shakes coming!

by Verty- October 22, 2015

walk of shame

leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU.

Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.

I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

Shakespeare

An amazing guy whom English teachers love to rape for some reason.

If you think Shakespeare sucks, its time you changed your English teach!

by Facebookeshwaridebi February 9, 2012

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005