Swexting

Sharing sewing tips sexily over text message.

Swexting: "Hey baby, did you hear about that new sewing pattern I found? Oh yeaaaa."

by sewsewsew January 1, 2012

Setting Sail

Stretching ones ball bag to the extent that it becomes the size of a dinner plate.

Dude pulled out his sack and was setting sail.

by PButterman April 10, 2017

Sexing

To have sex

I was with my girlfriend and she said "Follow me." I followed her and she went into the girl's bathroom. So I went in quickly. There I saw her, in the stall, wide open stall, and her sexy vagina there. I walked up and undressed her shirt. Then her bra. Finally, I got whst I wanted. A naked but sexy girl. I rammed my dick into her vagina. She gave a tiny squeal. I went in and out quickly. We were sexing. "Oh Nate, that feels so damn good..." she said, moaning in satisfaction. It felt good.

by Sexy183629274 December 12, 2018

setting spray

Setting Spray

I need setting sprayor I will melt like the wicked Whitch of the West

by Pepper pig 10 February 7, 2019

Stexting

The act of beating off to a obeese donke'y Ass Hole. or just sending dirty pictures over text message.

Man i just got done Stexting to that donkey over there. Me and this dude stext each other all the time.

by M3722 April 23, 2009

Snexting

The act of texting a friend, lover, or stranger of snuggling. Commonly confused with sexting, snexting involves no sexual activities and only snuggling actions.

These activities may include, but is not limited to, laying together on the bed, sitting on the couch next to each other, or anywhere under a blanket together.

It is also quite likely that snexting will lead to sexting. Not ironically it tends to be more likely than snuggling leads to sex.

During a long day of work Ryan started thinking of his girlfriend Sandra. Desperate to get home to her and her lovely body but too overly tired to have phenomenal sex with her, Ryan began snexting her of that evening's potential activities. Sandra so overjoyed of her desire to do such things with her boyfriend began to prepare a movie, food, and the living room for the evening's scheduled activities. She even got out an ideal outfit involving a loose fitting t-shirt and sweatpants, as well as taking the special extra soft, comfy, warm blanket out of the closet. The rest of the day went by quickly as the happy couple snexted each other enthusiastically. When they reconvened at home they reenacted all the acts they had been snexting each other all day, and soon fell asleep satisfied and in one another's arms.

by kwansical November 24, 2011

Spexting

Not to be confused with 'sexting'. Spexting is the act of exchanging favorite South Park quotes with a fellow friend who also enjoys the many antics in the show.

"We were spexting so much last night, I think we covered five seasons."
"My buddy Steve just sent me a spext, now I'm going to be laughing all day at work."

by rEVOLution. December 20, 2011