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Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.
I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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rap session

a party when in, I just, call for my beloved.
-I am happy, tonight is also a/rap session/. Come inside of me, as fast as Mirzah, our votin, horse! I can posses you after the dinner hour.
by man!? October 25, 2018
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Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018
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gab session

two girls chatting about random things just being all girly. can be super silly or can be sentimental.
“i need a heart to heart. wanna have a gab session?”

“he broke up with me…need to gab sesh”
by teeteedrizz June 25, 2024
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session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone
me and tommy had major sessions last night
by koalakokales May 28, 2019
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Makeover session

To fuck; have sex or so short timed quickies with one significant other. Etc.
John’s makeover session with Layla was great !
by Simspons101 September 1, 2022
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