semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.

Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.

by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017

maple semen

a sexy ass waman from Canada

i love dat maple semen

by ttttk May 7, 2018

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Semen Roach

a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.

A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach

A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

semen cemetery

A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant

"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."

by Boinko October 21, 2021

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012