salvaputo

A derogatory and highly offensive term used to demean Salvadoreans, a portmanteau of the words Salvadorean and puto. Usually said by Mexicans and Mexican Americans but gaining popularity among Central and South American communities.

Miguel: "Hey Jose, lets go hang out with Ramon."

Jose: "Nah man. He's a fuckin Salvaputo!"

Miguel: "What! I thought he was Mexican!"

Jose: "Nah man, his parents are from El Salvador"

Miguel: "That's a damn shame. I used to think he was cool."

by alstin January 4, 2010

Salvation Snake Oil

Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.

Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.

(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"

Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"

JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."

Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"

JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"

by WTF2011 August 19, 2011

silicone salvation

Breast implants. After breast cancer, breast reconstruction gives a woman back her shape and confidence. Using saline or silicon, acquiring implants is a good thing! Slang for natural breasts are so affectionate; too bad so many slang terms for implants are negative.

After months of grueling tissue expanders, the soft implants felt like silicone salvation.

by Curvy Cancer Survivor December 30, 2009

El Salvador

A dog that is called El Salvador and is also known as doin and this one is very special.

Person 1”yo what’s your dogs name.”
Person 2”El Salvador boi”
Person 1” oh sounds lit”

by Yeahboiiii🥗 July 29, 2018

salvador fernandez

a huge ass splunking chode that has a cousin with quite possibly one of the sweetest asses in the world

by jamal gomez March 28, 2003

Selan

A Lazy pot Dealer. Is known to have some of the best marijuana ever grown. Usually doesnt complete an education or steady relationship, but sticks to one night stands and large stacks of cash for entertainment.

wow! that was a giant bud! Yea man, i got it From a Selan I met up north.

by wtfbear January 11, 2012

Gata Salvaje

hola ojala que te conociera tienes que luxar por luis mario aparte a ti te gusta no se lo puedes dejar a la tonta de maribella que te quite a luis mario i tambien tienes que castigar a eduarda y los que te an eho muxo daño megustaria que encontraras a tu hija que es la que tienes en tu brazos la que se llama angeliquita esa es tu hija 1 besazo wapa cntesta si pudes

by laura October 28, 2003