Scalching

When a nude male partner dips their balls in hot drippy queso cheese, burning their scrotum. Then they proceeded to teabag their drippy balls into their partners mouth, which stops the burn and sucks the queso off.

My balls still hurt from yesterday where we did all those rounds of scalching.

by Scalchboi1 December 24, 2024

Scurtching

When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it

I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.

by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025

Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.

Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.

by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025

Screeching Eagle

To feel so free you must become balls deep in an american bald eagle

Shoulda been here for the fourth of July man, Bryce went full screeching eagle

by Bryce Thomas June 9, 2025

jumbo snatching

1. a man who exclusively goes after fat chicks, 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks
2. a word that you use to confound someone and make them do a double take and say, "wait, what?"

Steve is a jumbo snatcher have you seen his last 100 hook ups, or more shocking his last 10?
Jon, "Chris you must do a lot of jumbo snatching!"
Chris, "wait, what?"

by Jpi_you_so_fly November 1, 2010

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014