Scondage

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

by JFM78 November 16, 2023

Sconkicho

An alternative name for the drink “morirsoñando”
A nickname
A curse word
Or an alternative for the word “bendito”

Did you drink the sconkicho today?
Come here sconkicho!
Sconkicho! I dropped my sandwich

Aww, the little baby is crying, sconkicho :(

by Señor Wooly December 8, 2023

scone chucker

An English fuck wad. Only used to be derogatory.

“That British fuck shorted me!! What a scone chucker!”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024

Sconding

The act of one person purposely throwing up on another organism

Hey see all those people over there, go over and start sconding

by Brainrotmuncher92 April 24, 2024

Sconche

Sconche / Sconched - to inhale ones food. To eat so quickly your taste buds aren't activated and missed the assignment. Similar to scarf or scarfing down food. Sconching is synonymous with devouring.

"I'm definitely going to sconche this..."

"Sconche it down bro!"

"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"

"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"

"Ah, indubitably, sconched."

"..Houston, we have a sconche"

by TheDunnisher June 7, 2024

sconed

Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.

"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"

by endlessfractal July 10, 2024

sconby

Someone who is tweaking or under the influence of hard drugs.

“Bro he’s so wasted, why is he being a sconby like that?”.

“You’re such a sconby, you’ve had way too much”.

by AussiePoet18 March 16, 2025