You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.
by Dean14 June 4, 2011
Get the Scandinavian Sandstorm mug.The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 18, 2011
Get the Scandinavian Bitch Slap mug.Related Words
by Gary Benton October 18, 2006
Get the Ghandi's Sandals mug.Scandinavia was a conspiracy theory developed by the Soviets in the 1640s. The only parties falling for this April's Day prank were Sweden, Norway and John Kerry. Denmark, Iceland and Finland have often been accused of being part of Scandinavia, but they deny these allegations. Denmark says that they were just playing along and knew all along that it was just a joke.
The Soviet government claimed that Scandinavia was a happy group of countries that did not want to be part of the Cold War or any major global political decision. Early membership benefits included free health care and education without oppressive government. Not to be outdone by commies, USA founded Canada.
After the fall of the Berlin wall, western historians were given access to the Soviet plans of this conspiracy. Later it was revealed that the initial plans were written on a dirty napkin from Hard Rock Cafe in Paris, France.
On most maps, Scandinavia appears as a large nut sack teabagging Europe. Scandinavia's major exports are porn, Volvos and sex-change operations. Major imports are Sun, bikinis and early episodes of MacGyver.
The Soviet government claimed that Scandinavia was a happy group of countries that did not want to be part of the Cold War or any major global political decision. Early membership benefits included free health care and education without oppressive government. Not to be outdone by commies, USA founded Canada.
After the fall of the Berlin wall, western historians were given access to the Soviet plans of this conspiracy. Later it was revealed that the initial plans were written on a dirty napkin from Hard Rock Cafe in Paris, France.
On most maps, Scandinavia appears as a large nut sack teabagging Europe. Scandinavia's major exports are porn, Volvos and sex-change operations. Major imports are Sun, bikinis and early episodes of MacGyver.
by kodiac1 July 5, 2006
Get the Scandinavia mug.by Ricc999 March 3, 2018
Get the sandal mug.When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Wake Up Call mug.Any person, usually a man, that accuses others of ripping on his sandals, on purpose. Usually mentally unstable, and bi-curious.
by Tim38omb September 19, 2010
Get the Sandal Fag mug.