stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

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Butthole Sandwich

When you hold someone down flat on their back and get the fattest person you can find to spread their bare ass cheeks and put their anus on that persons face.

Did you hear they gave Davey a butthole sandwich at that party last night.

by Jaggle Sanford March 22, 2009

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Sandwhich • Sandwhich Artist • sandwhich balloon • Sandwhich Brushing • Sandwhich clan • sandwhich head • Sandwhich Job • sandwhich maker • Sandwhich McFuck • sandwhiche

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

by lenkun August 9, 2008

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Sandwich Girl

A girl who gets sandwiched, sexually.

"We didn't have assistants. We had what we called Sandwich Girls."
"Because they brought you sandwiches?"
"No two guys would get..."

From 30 Rock

by LizLemonLizLemon May 20, 2014

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Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

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Solid Sandwich

The act of one man standing up and putting his penis into another man's anus while simultaneously that man is both giving and recieving head from another man in a verticle 69.

Tyler- Hey, I'm going to go grab Dale and Connor so we can make a solid sandwich.

Jon- Oh man, you guys are dirty little fellows.

by Kirksville Townie October 20, 2008

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