A tug of war with anal beads.
by Real neam May 6, 2025
Get the San Francisco standoffmug. A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.
The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.
Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.
The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.
Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.
The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
Get the University of San Franciscomug. by Jennifurbuger June 21, 2022
Get the San Francisco wartmug. The San Francisco Chronicle is a newspaper serving primarily the San Francisco Bay Area of Northern California. It was founded in 1865 as The Daily Dramatic Chronicle by teenage brothers Charles de Young and Michael H. de Young.1 The paper is owned by the Hearst Corporation, which bought it from the de Young family in 2000. It is the only major daily paper covering the city and county of San Francisco.
The San Francisco Chronicle fired one quarter of its newsroom staff in a cost-cutting move in May 2007.20 Newspaper executives pointed to growth of SFGate, the online website with 5.2 million unique visitors per month – fifth among U.S. newspaper websites in 2007.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
Get the San Francisco Chroniclemug. Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.
by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020
Get the San Francisco Tractor Pullmug. The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flapjack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flapjack."
by Roostertail September 17, 2020
Get the San Francisco Pancakemug. where the most diverse personalities can all get along.
a school automatically can become number one.
donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.
una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.
Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.
Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.
Live translation
AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
a school automatically can become number one.
donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.
una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.
Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.
Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.
Live translation
AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
Look I am not kidding at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY I saw a NANNY AND CISCO KID dating and on top of that a LANGUAGE WAR broke out about MUMS the word " what do these people do in the WPP "as it squeezed somewhere between the DIMPLE WHIPPLE and the WB people as this ZEXY FLORIDIAN from ORLANDO has been standing in front of this BLOW DRYER now for twenty minutes and turning it off and on as does anybody have anything to ADD to this HISTORICAL as well as always SPACE TRAVEL going on here as NASA sure knows how to have FUN.
I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.
He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.
He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 16, 2022
Get the SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITYmug.