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sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.
Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!
by Fisch December 14, 2006
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Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
by DR. Ush April 27, 2010
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Sammamish

Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.

Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.

Did I mention Starbucks?
Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.

Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
by gooobed October 18, 2008
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sammiches

by tawny September 23, 2003
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bailey sammet

my man forever, and i will love you with all my heart, you are an amazing boy.
by SaraBabii112 January 16, 2009
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Sammi

1. Refers to a young girl that doesn't know how to pass through toll booths, usually pulling too far away or going right through.
"Dude, you just passed that guy trying to wave you down."
"What a Sammi!"
by ChrissyLyn March 10, 2009
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Sammify

Verb.
to Sammi.

To do ridiculously groovy acts of complete ignorance of gravitational laws.
Also, to consume mass amounts of insideously greasy tacos.
Clara: Hey, what are you going to do tonight?
Alli: Oh, I think I'm going to go sammify with some of my friends. You know, just chilax and stuff.
Clara: Cool.
by SammiCanSammify June 1, 2007
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