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Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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Boob swing

When guys are typically lonely and wanting some good boobs or coochie to snatch, he will do something called a boob swing. A boob swing is when you go on from girl to girl saying that they’re cute. Your goal is for them to say that they you’re cute as well. Once a guy finds that girl, he will normally ask for their snap or phone number. Then when he’s been lonely all day and hard for her all day, and she says something to make him blow his load, he will do the final step and send a dick pick.
Friend 1: Hey, I can hang out this weekend
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
by Squigga02 December 7, 2019
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Food Swing

Like mood swings but with the food one is craving
'god damn i woke up this morning wanting pop tarts then then i wanted cereal... must be having a Food swing.'
by bigdickandco February 3, 2017
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Jody Swing By

When your friend either wants to spend a great deal of time with you, but doesn't have a lot time. Or feels obligated to see your face for five minutes, they will pop over for a very short time. Usually they will stay no longer than 15 minutes and try to sum up all of the events of their lives in the past week.
"Did you see your Grandpa today?"
"Yeah, he did a Jody Swing By."
by BigBingDawg December 5, 2011
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hotdog swing

Swinging your dick around and repeated slapping ones face with your member.
Dude she was down with me doing the hotdog swing.
by Slader bruh February 2, 2015
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swinging set

Figuratively, a man’s balls. Stones, i.e., fortitude. Guts.
Doctor: “I’m gonna write you a Rx for a swinging set (or swingin’ set), and I strongly suggest you fill it right away.
by Crustynoze October 11, 2007
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swing neck

When you suck dick so hard your neck becomes too lose and it just starts to swing around
"Dude Cassidy and I had sex last night". "Nice, did she swing neck?" "Hell yes. Her head was bobbing back and forth!"
by John Doe 3258635 June 17, 2018
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