When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.
“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.
Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
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"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"
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James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
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Get the Double-wide Surprise mug.When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
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