Toy Story It

The socially acceptable act of unannouncedly going completely limp like a rag doll, assuming a toy like position just like Andy's toys did when humans were coming, in order to make it seem you dont really exist.

This is useful during an awkward or otherwise unavoidable situation, often when negative attention is focused towards you.

Toy Story It!!

Situation 1
Black guy: "What do you mean "You People"???"
White Guy: *Does a Toy Story*

Situation 2

Girl: "Ahh!! Ewww!! My toilets clogged with a bloody shit."

Other guests: "Pablo was the only one to use the bathroom thus far in this visit..."

Pablo: *Pulls a Toy Story*

by R.B.B. !!! March 29, 2011

The story of Sex and gold

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.

The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone

by Maggy-G January 17, 2013

yoshi story

A game where six Yoshis (Mario's pet dinosaurs) have a Super Happy Tree. The tree gets stolen by Bowser (from Super Mario 64) and the Yoshis have to go through six levels to get their tree back.

When I play Yoshi Story, I always use the green Yoshi... he's the coolest.

by vavie January 9, 2004

Tom Story

noun.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.

2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.

Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."

*pause*

All: "... riiiight?"

Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."

All: "That was such a Tom Story."

by loonface August 11, 2009

It's a Long Story

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.

Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...

by me218 September 25, 2008

Sex story

Ann, a sexy office girl with huge tits, knocks on her boss's door, making sure that the top buttons of her shirt were open the way her boss liked. "Josh?" She opened the door, saw his dick, and closed the door. "Do you need some help with that, Josh?" She grinned and unbuttoned her shirt as she walked towards him. He quickly stood up and almost ran towards her. He kissed her, pushing his tongue through her lips. Josh had his hands on her hips, but moved them up to Ann's tits. Josh rips her shirt off of her as Ann unbuttons his shirt. He runs his hands over her huge ass, then picks her up. She takes her skirt off and wraps her legs around him and starts to grind on him as Josh kisses and bites her neck. Ann runs her hands through his hair. Josh sets Ann down on his desk, then sits in his chair. Ann gets down from the desk and sits on Josh's lap. She rubs her ass on him and reaches back to run through Josh's hair. Josh unclasps her bra and lets it fall to the floor. Ann puts her hands on the back of Josh's head and forces his head into her tits She turns around on him and presses her tits up against his chest. He grabs them and starts squeezing, slowly lowering his mouth to them to kiss and bite them. Ann starts fingering Josh's dick through his boxers. Ann sits on Josh's face. He starts to lick her clit, then when she's not expecting it, sticks his tongue in her. She cums in his mouth, then gets on Josh's dick and rides it like a pro.

Yo, josh told us all his sex story, but i doubt that that really happened to him.

by call me;) November 20, 2022

Sex Story

An erotic story, meant to turn someone on.

I slam him onto the bed, crawling on top of him. I rip off his shirt as he unclips my bra and throws it onto the floor.

I start dry fucking him, rubbing my pussy onto erect cock. I started to go faster and faster until he rips my panties off and slides his boxers down. He then grabs my ass and pushes me onto his cock.

I gasp at the sudden penetration and grab onto his muscular torso. I roll my hips deeper onto his, and I feel his dick throbbing in my pussy. His balls rub up on my thighs and I can feel myself coming close to orgasm.

“I’M GONNA CUM!” I moan, and I release. I then feel him cum as well, and I lick the cum off of his rock hard abs.

We get into the 69 position then and I start licking his boner. He is about 9 inches, and he is 11 now that he’s hard.

I start at the head and then make my way down to the shaft, engulfing his whole length into my mouth. I start deepthroating and I hear him moan. I smirk.

Once i’m done he starts licking my throbbing pussy, making my body convulse and causing me to moan. He sticks his tongue far down into my pussy and then hits my g spot.

I automatically cum all over him, and he does the same. Then we lay there, covered in our own cum, exhausted from the workout.

that was a sex story :)

by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe February 28, 2021