bramalea steamer

Much like a cleveland steamer, but performed by the roadside in a jungle of plastic plants.

This minivan cut me off the other day, so I had no other choice but to pull over, drag the driver out and lay a bramalea steamer on her in some fine faux foliage!

by S Montagner August 4, 2006

Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.

Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.

by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011

standart steamer

When an OG produce manager rips off Robocops head and shits down his Neck.

Man, if RoboCop is off this Saturday I’m gonna give him a standart steamer!

by Bobjob January 27, 2021

Canadian Steamer

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

by Wpgman June 2, 2020

nebraska steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.

Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.

*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”

by terrylondon April 4, 2020

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011