steamer lane

A literary euphemism for one’s bunghole when actively dropping deuce.

Dude those jalapeño poppers from last night had steamer lane on fire this morning.

by Speedjive May 31, 2018

Rochester Steamer

This act is a regional specific demonstration of affection. This is when an individual craps on their partners chest, then sits on top of the crap and rolls back and forth in a steamer like motion. This must be within 8 hours of consuming a garbage plate. Best results are when pieces of macorni salad are visible.

Wrapping up the night, Karen and Josh went to get a garbage plate. Steamy drunk sex led Karen gifted Josh with the Rochester steamer.

by @Hp30 October 6, 2019

boca steamer

A Variation of the Cleveland Steamer better suited for rich snobby Boca bitches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. Louis Vuitton or Chanel) and place the shit filled handbag onto the bitches chest.

I met this spoiled bitch at the Town Center Mall and she really needed a Boca steamer dropped on her prissy ass.

by Corey and Richard October 5, 2016

carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual

Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday

by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016

cod steamer

When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.

While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.

by Huntsville Hammered News October 23, 2020

Swansboro Steamer

A statement or declaration containing errors, omissions and misrepresentations to advance an agenda by misleading and falsifying information. Often written in email, social media or mailed to community members anonymously. Similar to propaganda just not as effective.

Peter: “Did you read this ridiculous letter that came in the mail? This is such crap!”
Timmy: “ I know! It’s a real Swansboro Steamer!”

by Wxt January 21, 2021