Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.

Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.

by Corazoncito November 24, 2021

Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.

“Girl, Tell me why he’s a stanley.”

by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024

stanley

the best boy ever. so kind and respectful you will never meet anyone like him. he gives the best cuddles and will always make sure you’re okay. never let him go, he may be the best you get.

have you met stanley?
no
wow! you’re missing out

by smskgsjbhscf June 01, 2021

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 23, 2022

Stanley

Stanley is so hot year 7 HDHS

Stanley

by Husband long of October 05, 2022

Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.

"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."

by King 13 July 01, 2022

Stanley

Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.

Stanley, where wishes and dreams go to burn and die.

by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019