story stamp

a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head

talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!

by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008

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Stamp Camp

To make up a fake reason to not go to a previous agreed upon event.

"...he'll no girl, I told him I had to go to "stamp camp," no way was I going to some Super Bowl thing!"

by Fetsis March 4, 2012

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clam stamping

the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.

I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging

by rysky October 1, 2014

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butthole stamp

To spread one's ass cheeks and firmly plant the butthole on the body part of another. Best achieved with a dirty hole to use as stamp ink.

If you don't behave I'm gonna butthole stamp your forehead!

by Leenkat May 28, 2018

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crinkle stamp

A left over stamp from contact of a butthole

She got naked and sat all over me and gave me crinkle stamps!!!!

by ThDee December 2, 2017

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The term given in relation to a tattoo on the lower back area of a woman.

This term is generally used by idiots and morons who don't know any better and think that a woman with a tattoo on her lower back is going to put out for them.

Moron: I saw her tramp stamp and knew I was on to a sure thing!

by Hevsyuk December 16, 2008

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