Squirt Off

The girl's version of jacking off.

Fingering yourself,humping a pillow, using a vibrator, rubbing your clit are ways to Squirt Off.

by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011

Veltri squirt

1. Projecting water or another liquid out of one's vagina for use as a defense mechanism.
2. Using one's vaginal muscles to force a potential attacker out of said orifice.

I tried to attack her, but she hit me in the eye with the ol' veltri squirt.

by Qunn April 7, 2008

whisky squirt

the liquid stool that comes out of your butt, after a ruff night of drinking.

oh dude! i just had a bad case of the "whisky squirts" this morning.

by bot 6 April 21, 2007

happy squirt

When you laugh so hard you pee a little

That joke just gave me 4 happy squirts in a row

by maggie44000 October 21, 2005

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.

After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.

by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 17, 2008

DIRKA SQUIRTS

Acquiring dangerously explosive diarehia from eating east indian food.

Golly gosh billy bob, i gots a bad case o' them dirka squirts from that curry chicken last night.

by AzyChillz July 9, 2009