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To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.
Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.
speed-bag by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018
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speed demon 

A person who tries extremely hard during practice. This teammate will exert all of their energy by sprinting, to "one up" someone else to lead the group. This will happen at appropiate and inappropitate times. When somebody takes part in this act, the other teammates tend to get aggravated. When a person is a speed demon during practices. Doesn't necessarily mean he or she is the best or fastest in the team; just means they practices intensely. This word is used in a neggative way.
let the speed demon go first
speed demon by higgssss July 22, 2010

Speed Garage

1)The soundtrack of Heaven.
2)Simply the best creation of music that exists.
"you're right God, Speed Garage is the best sound ever heard."
Speed Garage by rudeone April 22, 2005

Speed Wobble 

When a "chubby" person hits their maximum speed potential and begins to wobble, the wobble usually results in the "speed wobble" subject on the floor in a fat heap. in Pain. Crying. Sweating.
Kid1: Oh damn dude, that kid just totally had a speed wobble!
Kid2: Yeah! I think he poo'd himself too.

speed baggin 

the act of repeatedly bangin your ball bag off of a girls chin while recieving head.
Tracy's chin was sore after i was done speed baggin her.
speed baggin by speed bagger March 30, 2007

Speed Sock 

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.
I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.
Speed Sock by sekwencer February 23, 2008