Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.

Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.

by kosmochic March 23, 2011

Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.

She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.

by Frideezy January 30, 2009

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all

That guy is a fucking spank cunt

by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018

Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020