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Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins
Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls
by Drake Foley March 19, 2020
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spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all
by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018
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dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.
What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!
by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012
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Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
by Omegle’s May 14, 2018
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Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
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spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.
My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.
by ndugu July 6, 2015
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Spank plankton

There was spank plankton in your food
by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019
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