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kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
by K.Roman June 7, 2022
mugGet the kirby slurpmug.
A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
mugGet the rectum slurping sloth rapistmug.

SENPAI SLURP

This is a floptropican non formal way of saying “cvm”
Person 1: you made me SENPAI SLURP
Person 2: omg let me taste
mugGet the SENPAI SLURPmug.

Slurping Around

The act of sucking a multitude of dicks in quick succession.
Jake can’t stop himself from slurping around.
by Nifty-CYDE September 13, 2021
mugGet the Slurping Aroundmug.

Slurp

Synonym for delicious. Also fun, amazing, gorgeous, good vibes, etc.
Examples

Describe food:
“Holy crap, that food looks slurp.”
Describe the vibe:
Last nights party was so slurpy.”

Describe people with no personality:

“Yeaaah, man. They weren’t slurp.”

People with personality:
“He’s so slurp. I loved his vibe.”
by Realwordsonly123445 June 12, 2022
mugGet the Slurpmug.

Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish
1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
by Globert August 10, 2021
mugGet the Slurp my Yolkmug.

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