Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
mugGet the Shame wankmug.

shame folds

Damn girl, you lucky you got such a pretty face cause your shame folds are shameful!
by bebecb October 15, 2017
mugGet the shame foldsmug.

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
mugGet the mustache shamingmug.

Noom Shame

The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.
So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.
by YAWA February 16, 2022
mugGet the Noom Shamemug.

tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools
Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300
by Kram Larry October 26, 2022
mugGet the tool shamemug.

Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.
Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!
by Adil3aby December 3, 2017
mugGet the Boner Shamemug.

Bloody shame

A Bloody Mary with no alcohol.

While working as a Bartender in 1973 I was mixing a "Virgin Mary" Cocktail. An Englishman friend was watching me and asked what was I making? I told him it was a "Bloody Mary" but with no alcohol (Vodka) which is called a "Virgin Mary". To that he said, " A Bloody Mary with 'no Alcohol', sounds more like a 'Bloody Shame' to me!" From that day forward, I started calling it a "Bloody Shame" instead of "Virgin Mary" (Which I call sacrilegious and Blasphemy). Wherever I go I call it "Bloody Shame" instead. IT's catching on!!!
Bartender, I'd like a Bloody Shame please!
by Crazy Louie November 25, 2021
mugGet the Bloody shamemug.

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