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Harp Seal 

A harmless seal which suffers from polar bears.
The Harp Seal is currently suffering through the polar bears.

release the seal 

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."
release the seal by fickla August 27, 2006

break the seal 

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet
Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."
break the seal by Maddo! March 29, 2007

baby seal clubber 

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

Clubbing the seal 

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.
Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.
A dog.
A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal
Land Seal by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018