When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008
Get the seal the dealmug. by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003
Get the wet sealmug. Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
or
Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
or
Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008
Get the Factory Sealedmug. When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
by Brylon713 September 6, 2010
Get the Barking Sealmug. a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
by nicnac215 December 24, 2006
Get the elephant sealmug. When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal October 4, 2015
Get the press and sealmug. The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
by That white kid tho December 4, 2013
Get the the barking sealmug.