Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.

John is into spiritual satanism.

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

Satan's BBQ

A threesome with the ratio of 3:0, defined as 3 guys to 0 girls.

Gary: So what're we going to do us three guys all alone?
David: Lets have a Satan's BBQ, I'll fire up the grill.

by Maokip June 20, 2009

SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

by HaaSaas January 18, 2010

satan kink

When a person is so obsessed with Satan they’ll go as far as to fuck Satan (a.k.a daddy Satan)

“I have such a Satan kink, I mean Satan could fuck me all the way to hell

by Satanicdaddy May 15, 2018

satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.

Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps

by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007

satan's alley

The greatest movie that was never made. Stars Kirk Lazaris and Tobey Maguire. Its about two priests who fall in love. But, since it is against the religion, Kirk's character is banished and forced to write scripture for 50 years.

X: Dude, whats your favorite movie?
Y: Satan's Alley
X: That doesnt exsist.
Y: FUCK YOU MAN!

by p1fl February 28, 2009