ronald

ronald doesn’t share his lollipops. he plays roblox and doesn’t want to play roblox with thais. he is very ronaldy and watches one piece. he loves to poop on peoples lawns. especially thais’.

Thais:who is that shitting on my lawn ?
Random stranger : It’s ronald again

by poopydinosaour January 5, 2021

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Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021

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Ronald Twomp

Ronald Twomp is just my way of making fun of Donald Trump.

Once upon a time, i used Ronald Twomp as my name on snapchat.

How it's used in a sentence:

Me: Hey, I heard that Ronald Twomp is no longer the president!
My friend: Ronald Twomp? Who's that?
Me: Oh, you don't know... that's how I like to say Donald Trump, while also making fun of him!
My friend: There's nothing funny about it, quit saying Ronald Twomp.
Me: *Dies, but said Ronald Twomp as my last word*
My friend: Ok, that's enough! I Don't want to see that name in the church too!

by Dizzy Knight Exploit User March 2, 2021

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