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roast posting 

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.
I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)
roast posting by Godkat January 20, 2018

Roast Whipping Post 

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
Roast Whipping Post by McQuackez February 8, 2018

Roast your lamb 

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven
honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor
Roast your lamb by haljoe June 8, 2018

Roast Beef Rambler 

When a female smashes her vagina upon another females face. Also known as a V stamp. Leaving behind an unfragant experience
While sleeeping sleeping Amanda received a Roast Beef Rambler.

roast post 

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
roast post by dann1burk November 8, 2019

roast rape 

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends
Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.
roast rape by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020