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Orville Redenboner

A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.
Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!
by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009
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redeemer

One of the most badass weapons ever introduced in a first-person-shooter. Featured in the Unreal Tournament games, it is basically a hand-held nuclear rocket launcher. A single shot can blow anyone within a large area straight to hell. The secondary fire lets you guide the missile yourself.
Brock was PULVERIZED by Malcom's redeemer.
by anonymous January 25, 2005
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Redenbacher

A man who dates younger women.

Originated from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart by Daily Show's Senior Women's Issues Commentator, Kristen Schaal, in response to the term cougar. Redenbacher, as in Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn magnet, aka the **** magnet, who was popping a lot more than corn.
Michael Douglas is a redenbacher
by Veenix3 August 16, 2008
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Redelture

The act of stabbing a person and then fucking the wound. Similar to pouring Dmitrov's Finest Vodka into an open wound. Due to its nature, only a man can perform a redelture, but anyone can recieve one.
Instead of having sex, Mike decided to give the girl the redelture.

Also commonly used in phrase: Give em' the redelture!
by Vladimir Dmitrov October 14, 2005
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Web Redemption

When the subject of an embarrassing viral video performs an act or series of acts that restore the public's respect for him or her, popularized by comedian Daniel Tosh on the show Tosh.0
The Afro Ninja achieved his web redemption by successfully doing a back flip without wiping out on Tosh.0
by jap285 March 2, 2010
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redeemer

A slow moving nuclear warhead that is featured in UT, UT2k3 and UT2k4. Secondary fire lets you drive it. Most fun to use in CTF-Face.
joo just got pwned by my r3d33m3r.
by Owen Deery March 22, 2004
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Redemption Shower

The shower one has after a night of heavy drinking (where you either did something really stupid or can't remember what you did). A redemption shower is the only way to cleanse you of the sins from the night before. After a redemption shower all is forgotten and you can start all over again.
Waking up with a hangover Ben realized he was naked and lying on his neighbor's front lawn. Quickly he ran home for a "redemption shower".
by BTC77 April 7, 2010
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