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Ralph

He's anything but obvious. Is hyper sensitive with an awareness and observation of the world around him that is incomparable. Loyal to a fault and founder of consideration in all aspects of the word.

He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.

Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
If ever, you'll never meet more than one Ralph in your life, because that's all you need.
by ItsMeRalph November 23, 2021
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Ralph

Ralph is a very sensitive but kind soul, he will give you attention when you want it, but he will also ignore you, Ralph's usually love playing video games, and are very good with technology.
Justin- "Hey Ralph! You wanna go play Fortnite with me!"
Ralph- "Yeah sure dude!"
by SSShadow_Wingsss March 26, 2023
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Ralph Kramden

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verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
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adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:

Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
1.I put it in her butt then made her give me head, the classic Ralph Kramden.

2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
by jayram1408 February 5, 2023
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Ralph Nadir

Da infamous "young lawyer from Connecticut" who burst onto da transportation scene at da low point in da history of automobile safety, totally "ripped everything up like a tornadir", and belatedly prompted car-manufacturers to create models with stronger builds, collision-dampening construction, greater efficiency, lower emissions, seat belts, etc.
If it hadn't been for "unreasonable man" individuals like Ralph Nadir who forcibly dragged da auto-industry out of its lowest-of-lows safety-status, many of our modern-day vehicles would likely still be "unsafe at any speed".
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.
by Getabuttjobsoitsperky November 30, 2025
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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
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Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too
Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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