pig roast

the act of two men inserting their genitles into a singular womens mouth and anal cavity. often considered the pinnicle of ones life and rated most desired on ones bucket list
Man 1 to Man 2: "hey dude man bro, lets pig roast the shit out of this dirty lez whore"
by GowKoryUracest November 16, 2010
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ass roast

This is the debut song title by Lilli & Kiikii. It kicks ass okay? Everyone should listen to it. because it is that amazing. " unbuckle and chuckle with your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRROAAAAAAAST! "
Did you hear the new song <ass roast> ?
YEAH MAN. ITS DOPE YO!
by lilli amilli March 27, 2009
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roasted chestnuts

when you put your balls into someones mouth and fart
Dude, I just gave her roasted chestnuts!
by MsEmaMac September 18, 2009
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Pancake Roast

The act of a male taking a hot pancake and wrapping it around his dick, generally when he has an erection.
Hey Anthony, did you give yourself the Pancake Roast?!
Yeah It burns!
by Flubber Me Chunks February 12, 2011
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roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.
"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
by scodder June 09, 2010
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spit roast

done up the arse and penatrated orally at the same time
Harvey- hey look its grant lets spit roast him
everyone - yer!!!!!
by sam hurty October 11, 2007
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Russian Roast

A sexual act involving three willing partners, two of whom must be male. One of the chaps doffs his trousers, while the second penetrates him from behind - both are standing up. The third member of this unholy trinity then performs oral sex on the man who is being penetrated. The origin of the term is unknown, but there may be a tenuous Rasputin link.
Percy had never been much of a one for threesomes, but at least in a Russian roasting he got to see the end of Will & Grace.
by Will Bowen June 04, 2004
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