religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit

religion helps me not kill myself

by Dic pic Danny January 12, 2018

Religion

an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science

"My religion is Christianity."

by spibbs June 09, 2017

Religion

an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins

hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!

by jimmayyyyyy December 07, 2009

Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

RELIGION

A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.

Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.

RELIGION:

Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

by mike McGrath-Bryan January 08, 2009

religion

The first lesson of being a Con artist

Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!

by Your guide to the Internet December 24, 2015

religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others

"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."

by Imright,weallknowit November 09, 2015