Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.
by 100101011101010101010101 July 31, 2018
Get the Religionmug. an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
"My religion is Christianity."
by spibbs June 9, 2017
Get the Religionmug. an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins
by jimmayyyyyy December 7, 2009
Get the Religionmug. Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"
Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."
Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."
Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
by Lottylula May 19, 2008
Get the Religionmug. A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.
Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
RELIGION:
Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
by mike McGrath-Bryan January 7, 2009
Get the RELIGIONmug. Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!
Religion the best way to get money!!
by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016
Get the religionmug. by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016
Get the religionmug.